What Could Be Causing My Persistent Stomach Cramps and Soft Stools?

No, do not consume expired energy drinks or anything that has expired. They can cause food poisoning.... The sugar in expired drinks can increase blood sugar levels.. The caffeine in expired drinks can cause high blood pressure,, arrhythmia and other cardiac problems. 

It can be symptoms of common cold or if it persist it may be something serious. See a specialist if persists for long

The remedy includes using saltwater to rinse your mouth and rubbing the prescribed cream on the wound. For prevention in the future, avoid putting too much salt and pepper in your food.

Consider seeking medical attention to assess the injury's severity. Meanwhile, have her rest and avoid activities that could worsen her symptoms. Monitor her closely for any other concerning symptoms like dizziness or confusion.

It's not possible for a granola bar or any solid food to exit the body through urine. If you are experiencing any unusual symptoms or are concerned about your health, please consult a doctor 

The symptoms you've listed can be treated depending on their cause. For a headache, consider hydration, rest, and pain relievers. For a blocked nose, use saline spray and humidifiers. Abdominal pain may be relieved by rest, small meals, and consulting a doctor if severe. To combat sleepiness, ensure good sleep habits and moderate caffeine intake.

If you've recently used meth and are experiencing a high heart rate and anxiety, prioritize staying hydrated and finding a calm environment to relax in. Avoid any further stimulants like caffeine or nicotine. Consult a doctor about taking hydroxyzine and trazodone together, as they can advise on potential risks and interactions. 

If you have been vaccinated against measles it doesn't necessarily mean that you are covered against mumps and rubella. Each of measles, mumps, and rubella is a different disease. They each have their vaccine that is necessary for protection. Mumps may make you have swollen glands while rubella can cause a rash and fever. To be entirely safe, make sure that the mumps and rubella vaccinations are received. 

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recommends using an enzyme-linked immunosorbent assay (ELISA) to detect the presence of hepatitis B surface antigen (HBsAg) in the blood. This test is highly sensitive and specific and is the preferred method for the diagnosis of HBsAg infection. An electro-chemiluminescence immunoassay (ECLIA) can also be used to detect HBsAg in the blood. This test is less sensitive than ELISA, but it is more specific, meaning it is less likely to give a false positive result.

It is possible that you have inflammation based on your CRP and ESR levels. But it is necessary to conduct additional testing and analysis in order to establish the reason.